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[Feb. 13th, 2010|07:01 pm] |
WARDED PRIVATE.I'm not a bad guy. I just don't want to go with her. I wonder if I just don't say anything, she'll just go and dance with someone else. The girls might go crazy and kill me. It's just one of those things. I mean, I like Charlotte and that's why I went with her to the Harvest Dance. The last dance I let people talk me into something I didn't really want to do and it was sort of lame. I mean, it was an obvious set up so Phillip would notice Cady. I wonder if Georgie has a thing for Xander. Girls.
Which brings me to another point. What if this was just another one of their half-cocked ideas to make boys they're interested in notice them? What if Lily is sitting around Gryffindor Tower fancying me and by going she's going to get her hopes up? She's just not my type. I'm not even sure what my type is.
Bugger. /WARDED PRIVATE
I don't think I'll be going to the dance tonight. I'm sorry but I'm just not really in the mood.
My Great Uncle Norbert died like twelve years ago and while I'm not going home, I don't feel right celebrating now. Sorry. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|09:36 pm] |
My stomach hurts. I don't know what it was that I ate but it's totally not settling right in my stomach. I don't feel sick in other ways so it has to be something that I ate.
Maybe I shouldn't have eaten fifth serving at dinner. It was really, really good tonight though. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2010|01:03 am] |
We have a telephone back home. My sister usually is the one to jeopardize it. She always has. She has more friends who know how to use it, I suppose. I don't think having them at Hogwarts is a bad idea but I might would suggest they pick someone who actually knows how they work to install them. They generally do not ring all the time. They're only supposed to ring when someone is calling. I don't think anyone was trying to call all day. It couldn't be possible for them to have given out the numbers quite that quickly.
I do have to wonder what the rules and regulations are on the phones. Is there a guideline to who or what we can call? Are our calls being monitored? What if they're being secretly recorded and delivered to the Ministry so they can spy on the school? That would be sort of cool but not really. I've yet to decide. There are a lot of numbers that could be called that might not be appropriate. If someone calls a line that charges by the minute is the school going to get charged or is the Ministry? What if we're calling long distance?
These are important questions, I guess. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|01:06 am] |
MAN WARD.I honestly don't know what I did but apparently it's just the time when lasses start acting mental or something. Why are they so bleeding sensitive? I mean, I was joking around and it wasn't like I said anything bad. Lasses are completely and utterly mental. I would ask for someone to point out why I should not avoid them at all costs but I know you'd give me a list of reasons why I shouldn't. I know it's not all bad but I swear everything is a trap. They want you to date their friend and then if you do they get pissy and they want attention but if you give it they take everything you say the wrong way.
I don't get them. They're just nuts. |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2009|05:55 pm] |
Eilley is having a girl's night. That's the story she's feeding me anyways. I think she's got a date and honestly, I can't see why any lass would want to go on a date after getting ditched by their husband the minute she got pregnant. I'm stuck with my nephew though. I don't know that I'd call it stuck. William is a pretty good kid. I like him a lot and it isn't like dad isn't about. Da is doing his usual thing which is watching a Rugby match on the television. Mam is out doing the last minute shopping. There isn't going to be much gift receiving for me this year. Honestly, it's tough enough keeping up with the bills with the recession and everything. I told Mam to spend most of the money she'd use on me on William. It's his first Christmas and honestly I don't need a bunch of stuff.
As long as there is food around, I honestly don't mind too much. We always have a big meal and I'm looking forward to that. It was pretty nifty getting to go out for Georgia's birthday. Thanks for inviting me again. I'm mostly just content to hang around here. I forget what it's like to be back in reality after being at Hogwarts for so long. I have missed my video games though. Merlin, words cannot express how much I love just getting to play with them and watch the telly. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2009|03:53 pm] |
It is one day to the dance and I have a pivotal decision to make. Do I risk my horrible dancing yet again or do I go and eat and have gleeful times at the anti-dance. I'm pretty sure I'm impartial because there will probably be food and pretty lasses at both. I, however, have not really made much of a decision and I haven't asked anyone to the dance. I suppose, I got lazy this time. That said if there is any lass who does have a date for the dance who would like one, I might be persuaded to escort them. Otherwise, I might get lazy and go the anti-dance where I do not have to put on fancy clothes or wreck people's feet. It's a rather simple thing actually.
Other than that, I have been debating the pros and cons of going home for Christmas. I think I'm going home if only because it's my nephews first and it seems like it might be important to be there. I sort of miss my family too. I am starting to wonder if anyone is staying at Hogwarts this year though. I know most people opt to go home but I am curious to who is not. If you are not going home this year, why? I would like to better understand this whole thing. It's possibly a bit nosy of me to ask but I don't really care and if you tell them then you don't really care either. It's just talking about things.
If you're the owner of bright blue mittens with stars on them I might have- I made the fire burn interesting colours earlier. |
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[Nov. 28th, 2009|07:47 pm] |
I had a dream last night about the match. I knew it was going to go well. I just woke up positive about it. My lasses (and lads) didn't let me down. It was a good match. It might have been a little cold out but a little frost never hurt anyone, yeah? I'm sort of digging the blue hair look. It feels a bit like I'm a smurf or some sort of far out anime person. I wonder if this is considered against the school dress code. I mean, I didn't dye it or anything so are we going to be losing house points for our blue fashion. Do the professors think blue is a natural hair colour? Little old ladies have blue hair sometimes. I haven't had much experience being a little old lady but I'm pretty much they would consider it as much. There was that one old lady with pink hair but I don't know if she planned it like that. Maybe she's like wicked and old like that.
I don't know if I'm ever going to be an old person. I think the odds are against it. I mean, maybe one day I'll just disappear. A lot of people die before their time. Great and amazing people and maybe I won't live to be some crazy old person. I wonder what sort of old person I would be though. I'd like to be one of those crazy old people that does insane stuff until they die. Can you imagine jumping out of planes and dying your hair weird colours when you're old. I think it could be fun. I tend to think a lot of things are fun though like Sockette. I still need to figure out how to make the perfect mouth. I tried pieces of red licorice wands but I sort of ended up eating it because it was just so ... there.
Either way, congrats to my Ravenclaw kids. I'm sure there won't be any parties whatsoever to celebrate this event. None at all. |
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[Nov. 20th, 2009|11:39 pm] |
I was practicing reading tea leaves today and I saw a snake. I don't think it has anything to do with Slytherin House. The text book says something about gaining wisdom through finding an enemy. I'm not exactly sure I want an enemy. A little wisdom never hurt anything though, I suppose. I don't know who I might have made enemies with recently though unless it's B. She doesn't seem to like it when I practice divination much around her. It's not my fault there is nearly always misfortune in the deck for her! Last time there was something good though. It could also be A. She's still glaring at me. HI ARWEN! It's been a few weeks though and maybe out of the goodness of her heart she could smile and be nice and not look at me like she wants to rip off my head and eat it every time I walk into the room. Accidents happen a time or sixteen.
BUT THAT'S OKAY! I guess, I've been focused on catching up on assignments. It's been super crazy because of all those classes that canceled last week. I mean, I guess I should be glad that I didn't get sick. It was a super bummer for all of you that did get sick. I mean, I don't like being sick except for when I was little and I got to lay in bed all day and watch cartoons until my parents were at work and my sister was off at school and then I'd get to play video games and eat junk food. Oh wow, those were the best days ever. I can understand why people get well so quick around here. The Hospital Wing is totally missing out on the video game and television thing. Now that would be some Muggle Studies that I'd be into. I miss my video games.
It's okay though because Cady and I are going to run away together and start the best puppet show ever! Only we're not actually running away. We're just going to make sock puppets and have random times and we're going to have them without X. It's his fault for leaving us for the outside world. He'll never know what good times he missed. It's a lot like playing dolls not that I played dolls or anything. Okay so my sister made me play dolls with her but STILL! Cady and I have wicked imaginations and it will be fun. More fun than Hogwarts has ever since in it's entire existence. I know you might think you've experienced fun but it is nothing like this. It will be the most fun puppet times. CM, you can join in too if you want. Actually if you're the enemy mentioned above, if it'll make you not want to be my enemy you can join in as well. A and B. This means you lovely lasses or anyone else. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2009|06:59 pm] |
If anyone see Arwen, could you tell her that I'm sorry? I might have not seen her coming and I was working on something. My elbow might have have met her face and I might have given her a bloody nose. I might have also given her a black eye. She was yelling pretty profusely when she ran back up to her dormitory. I hope someone is patching her up and everything. I would go and check myself but there is the whole boy-wards away from the girl's dormitory and I can't exactly figure out how to get up there. I never have understood why they exist the way they do. I mean, girls can be just as horny as boys sometimes. This isn't even about that sort of stuff though. I mean, I just want to make sure she's okay. I'm on like Frumblefoot Fail 15 if you're only counting injuries, insults and major failures. I don't want to think about all the other annoyances. It's probably not a good thing. Wilson thinks the whole thing is massively funny. He's a a massive git though. It's real funny when you're not the person who is getting hurt or glared at.
I am really hungry. It looks like someone left muffins in the common room for everyone. I ate like ten of them. I'm not sure what happened though. It looks like a wild pack of wolves might have attacked it. There was that suspicious looking guy in the long trench coat and wearing a mustache. He obviously ate most of them. I bet they tasted really good though. Because they did taste really good. I am so excited about dinner tonight though. I don't even care what they're serving. It's going to be brilliant. I want to see how many of whatever I can get down before I feel sick.
Maybe we should play tag afterwords. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|02:51 pm] |
I've been trying to figure out how to create a chain reaction. I want to set it up like dominoes but with something that can actually combust and see what happens. I'm still trying to figure out what product to do and how to make it happen. I want like yoke flying in the air. I know that I won't be doing it in the common room or anywhere inside the castle when I work out the details. It's safe to say that the only safe place would be somewhere out on the grounds. I'll focus on figuring that out later though. I probably should be careful to try and think it out carefully. It's not really for class. It's for fun.
Thanks again for everyone who let me do readings for my Divination assignment a few weeks ago. Was that last week? I don't even remember anymore. It's been a really long week. I'm having trouble keeping up with any real reference of time. I do know that I've figured out Wolverine pretty decently. The Harvest Dance is going to be loads of fun. I have a particularly spectacular dance partner though. With my hair and everything, I'm going to look pretty wicked. Charlotte's pretty awesome for all her help!
I need to go to class. I think I might already be late actually but yeah, that's all I really had to say anyways. I'm hungry! |
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[Oct. 18th, 2009|08:06 pm] |
Did you know that dance is regarded as a form of nonverbal communication between humans, and is also performed by other animals? I have two left feet and I also don't have a date yet. That takes away from the communication bits. I've been procrastinating on asking anyone. I guess, I wanted to have a pick out of the girls that were left. My mam always says that the last person left is often the person that grows up to be the best looking. She's usually right about these things not that it really matters. I mean, I sort of have an idea of who I intend to ask anyways. Charlotte, would you like to go with? See, it's not even that big of a deal. I don't see why everyone gets into such a fuss about it anyways. It's just a dance. It's nothing really major. It's not surgery or rocket science. I don't think it is anyways. I could be terribly mistaken. If that is the case, you're all doomed to die at the hands of my dancing. I think I did kill someone once. A long, long time ago. I should probably apologize in advance. You might have had things that you would have liked to have done.
Actually, you know what I would like to do? I would like to drop eggs from the towers. I've always wondered if you went into the highest tower and you dropped eggs if you could actually hurt someone. Would they just get yoke all over them or would they be in physical pain? It's strange and I don't think I actually want to hurt anyone but I think it would be pretty cool to find out. Water balloons might be fun too. It's getting entirely too cold out for that. People never seem to want to have water balloon fights though. Not in winter. Actually not ever really. I'm not exactly sure why other than you get wet. Do purebloods use different sorts of water from me? I mean, I've always wondered if they used regular water if they'd melt. It would be like the Wizard of Oz. I haven't seen anyone looking particularly green lately though. Well unless you count last week when Wilson was blowing chunks outside near the greenhouses.
That was wicked by the way. I think there was solid pieces of our lunch in that. It totally smelled like cereal and cheese. Sort of gross but awesome in a way. I mean, I've never seen people run so quickly away from someone. He's lucky people didn't leave him to perish out there with his sickness. It did get him out of Herbology. Lucky lad! I wish I'd gotten sick and had a get out of Herbology free card. I had to go to all my classes. Speaking of classes, I have to come up with some predictions for Divination for twenty random people. The first twenty people to ask for a prediction will get one from me. I help you, you help me. This is a good deal right? Oh and I think I want to be wolverine for the dance. Not the animal but the guy with the awesome hair and the claws coming out of his hands. Would charming claws out of my hands do permanent damage to my hand structure? I think I need to figure out how to do that. |
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